I don't wanna be your doormat
I don't wanna be no plastic blow-up doll
I don't want to be like my Aunt Lucy
I am so disgusted with it all
Yeah, love is a scam
And I don't really give a damn
Oh yeah, love is a scam
I don't wanna clip your toenails
I don't wanna smell your stinkin' funky feet
I'm so sick of falling in the hole
Fill up the alabaster sink
Yeah, love is a scam
And I don't really give a damn
Oh yeah, love is a scam
I don't wanna kiss you with morning breath
I don't wanna treat you with tenderness
I don't wanna see you when you're undressed
I don't wanna feel like a stewardess anymore
Love is a scam
And I don't really give a damn
Oh yeah, love is a scam
I don't want you
I don't want you no more, no more
I don't want you, I don't want you
I don't want you no more, no more
I don't want you, I don't want you
I don't want you no more, no more
No more
I don't want you no more
Yeah, love is a scam
And I don't really give a damn
Oh yeah, love is a scam
Love is a scam
Love is a scam
Love is a scam
Love is a scam
Written by C. Dane-Davidson, D. Sue, W. Vlad.
Produced by Chick.