Met a midget he was shorter than Elroy Jetson
If you could see him it would really blow your mind
He smelled a little like a kennel that you keep your pets in
Because he didn't bathe for eight weeks at a time
But he was my friend
I liked him, I really liked him
Something about him was cool
He was okay
I think that you would like him
He's an awful lot like you
I met a drag queen in a harlot hobo hellhole
She looked like a little bit like Gilda in a dress
He wore a teddy with a nice big plunging neckline
So everyone could see her big fat hairy chest
But she was my friend
I liked her, I really liked her
Something about her was cool
She was okay
I think that you would like her
She's an awful lot like you
It doesn't matter who you are
Or what you think of me
Bigotry is just a form of insecurity
I met a lady with a beard like Rip Van Winkle
I don't remember but I think her name was Bruce
You couldn't see his face, she had so many pimples
I couldn't tell if she was black, white or chartreuse
But she was my friend
I liked her, I really liked her
Something about her was cool
She was okay
I think that you would like her
She's an awful lot like you
She was my friend
I liked her, I really liked her
Something about her was cool
She was okay
I think that you would like her
She's an awful lot like you
She's an awful lot like you
She's an awful lot like you
She's an awful lot like you
Written by C. Dane-Davidson, D. Sue, W. Vlad, W. Chester.
Produced by Chick.
